Q: so obvious i’m fake everyone everywhere is fake and nothing matters WTF am i supposed to do with that? How exactly do i become real???

A: First things first. Let’s go ahead and shoot the giant elephant in the room so we can see what else is here.

How exactly do you become real? You don’t; that’s the problem. There’s nothing about ‘you’ (the child-self that is asking this question) that can ‘become real’. Becoming real assumes there’s someone unreal who can turn into someone real. That’s…